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unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody
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Oh hail the Queen..
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anarchiejones: anarchiejones: anarchiejones: anarchiejones: Shirley, shut the fuck up while Wally is driving… Don’t use your whoremones to distract Wally, Shirley. Once Wally passes his driving test and gets his licence, he’s gonna take me out to the drive-in movie theater and I’ll show him my knee highs, you slut. Lol I guess Shirley is gonna have to street walk her way to school for now. Boy, Beaver. Shut the hell up. And Mrs. Cleaver is all nervous about the thought of being a grandmother. Fooled me. I thought she already was..

anarchiejones:

anarchiejones:

anarchiejones:

anarchiejones:

Shirley, shut the fuck up while Wally is driving…

Don’t use your whoremones to distract Wally, Shirley.
Once Wally passes his driving test and gets his licence, he’s gonna take me out to the drive-in movie theater and I’ll show him my knee highs, you slut.

Lol I guess Shirley is gonna have to street walk her way to school for now.

Boy, Beaver. Shut the hell up.

And Mrs. Cleaver is all nervous about the thought of being a grandmother. Fooled me. I thought she already was..

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